{"id":7656,"date":"2013-06-05T01:56:27","date_gmt":"2013-06-04T23:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/niecodziennosc.kubic.info\/index.php\/2013\/06\/05\/anegdota\/"},"modified":"2013-06-05T01:56:27","modified_gmt":"2013-06-04T23:56:27","slug":"anegdota","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/niecodziennosc.kubic.info\/?p=7656","title":{"rendered":"Anegdota"},"content":{"rendered":"

– Wiecie, opowiem wam co\u015b, strasznie \u015bmieszne.<\/p>\n

I \u015bmieje si\u0119, do rozpuku. Siedzi na tylnym siedzeniu i ci\u0105gle si\u0119 \u015bmieje. I obiecuje, \u017ce nam opowie. Wy\u0142\u0105czam wi\u0119c radio oraz przyciszam CB radio. Pada deszcz i ha\u0142asuje na tyle, \u017ceby zag\u0142uszy\u0107 moj\u0105 c\u00f3rk\u0119.<\/p>\n

– Przydarzy\u0142o mi si\u0119 co\u015b \u015bmiesznego. W\u0142a\u015bnie t\u0119dy jechali\u015bmy z dziadziusiem i widzia\u0142am znak, zapl\u0105tany, w krzakach. Tam by\u0142o co\u015b napisane, a ja pr\u00f3bowa\u0142am przeczyta\u0107. Ale nie mog\u0142am zobaczy\u0107<\/em><\/strong>. Nie mog\u0142am i nie mog\u0142am, a\u017c wreszcie mi si\u0119 uda\u0142o.<\/p>\n

T\u0119dy – to znaczy jechali w tym samym miejscu, co my teraz. Czyli na wylocie z Krakowa w stron\u0119 Warszawy, za trzeci\u0105 g\u00f3rk\u0105, gdzie jest kawa\u0142ek prostej drogi. Rzeczywi\u015bcie, s\u0105 tu drzewa i krzewy.<\/p>\n

– I kiedy wreszcie mi si\u0119 uda\u0142o zobaczy\u0107<\/em><\/strong>, to nie mog\u0142am wytrzyma\u0107 ze \u015bmiechu.<\/p>\n

– To co by\u0142o tam napisane? No powiedz wreszcie.<\/p>\n

– Do zobaczenia<\/em><\/strong>. Cha cha cha!<\/p>\n

C\u00f3rka ma osiem lat. Obawiam si\u0119, \u017ce za nied\u0142ugo mog\u0119 przesta\u0107 rozumie\u0107 jej anegdoty, skoro ju\u017c docieraj\u0105 do mojej granicy zrozumienia. Wapniakiem stan\u0119 si\u0119 szybciej, ni\u017c przypuszcza\u0142em.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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