{"id":8409,"date":"2008-07-10T02:48:17","date_gmt":"2008-07-10T00:48:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/niecodziennosc.kubic.info\/index.php\/2008\/07\/10\/podzial-swiata-ze-wzgledu-na-noworodka-placzliwego\/"},"modified":"2008-07-10T02:48:17","modified_gmt":"2008-07-10T00:48:17","slug":"podzial-swiata-ze-wzgledu-na-noworodka-placzliwego","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/niecodziennosc.kubic.info\/?p=8409","title":{"rendered":"Podzia\u0142 \u015bwiata ze wzgl\u0119du na noworodka p\u0142aczliwego"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\">Je\u015bli masz dziecko, kt\u00f3re uspokaja si\u0119 tylko w w\u00f3zku jad\u0105cym po wyboistej drodze, ewentualnie na r\u0119ku chodz\u0105cego nieustannie rodzica, to tw\u00f3j \u015bwiat zaczyna przejawia\u0107 do\u015b\u0107 prost\u0105 systematyk\u0119:<\/p>\n<p>1) czynno\u015bci, kt\u00f3re mo\u017cesz wykona\u0107 jedn\u0105 r\u0119k\u0105 (na drugiej masz dziecko)<br \/>2) czynno\u015bci, kt\u00f3re mo\u017cesz wykona\u0107 w kr\u00f3tkich przerwach mi\u0119dzy jednym p\u0142aczem a drugim (dwoma r\u0119kami)<br \/>3) czynno\u015bci wykonywane w ekspresowym tempie i wszystkimi dost\u0119pnymi r\u0119kami i si\u0142ami, poniewa\u017c dzieckiem, szcz\u0119\u015bliwie i na chwil\u0119, zaj\u0105\u0142 si\u0119 kto\u015b inny <br \/>4) czynno\u015bci, kt\u00f3rych w og\u00f3le nie mo\u017cesz wykona\u0107, bo dzieciak wrzeszczy ci do ucha, a ty nie mo\u017cesz si\u0119 skupi\u0107, nie jeste\u015b w stanie nikogo us\u0142ysze\u0107, i w og\u00f3le&#8230;<br \/>5) szcz\u0119\u015bliwe 5 minut na dob\u0119, w kt\u00f3rych dzieciak przesta\u0142 p\u0142aka\u0107, b\u0142ogos\u0142awisz te chwile i marzysz, \u017ce kiedy\u015b b\u0119d\u0105 coraz d\u0142u\u017csze&#8230;<br \/>6) (dotyczy pracuj\u0105cych) chwile odpr\u0119\u017cenia w pracy<\/p>\n<p>Nie jest \u017ale, Beniaminie!<br \/><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\">Je\u015bli &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[179],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/niecodziennosc.kubic.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8409"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/niecodziennosc.kubic.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/niecodziennosc.kubic.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/niecodziennosc.kubic.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/niecodziennosc.kubic.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/niecodziennosc.kubic.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/niecodziennosc.kubic.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/niecodziennosc.kubic.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/niecodziennosc.kubic.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}